When Roy Finds Out…

Roy: YOU BASTARD WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE UNDERCOVER

Kaldur: I meant no disrespect to our friendshi—

Roy: YOU THINK YOU’RE SUCH A STEALTHY FUCKER WELL YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE WITH SECRETS KALDUR I HAVE SECRETS TOO

Kaldur: Roy, please, I-

Roy: YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL BUTTERBALL. YOU SEE HER? SHE’S MY DAUGHTER. YUP. I HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU AQUAJERK.

Kaldur:…

Roy: HERE’S ANOTHER SECRET. YOU’RE LISTED AS HER GODFATHER.