The first thing I’m teaching my future kids if I have any is that if they wanna make an all-grass Pokemon team they better not be stupid fucks and capture a Snover with the Snow Warning ability BECAUSE IT’S LIKE HAVING JUDAS ON YOUR TEAM ‘OH YAY TEAM BATTLE LET’S DO THIS I’M SO EXCITED I’M GOING TO SUMMON THE SNOW GODS TO RAIN HAIL DOWN THIS AREA WE ARE ALL CONGREGATING IN WHOOPS, SORRY TORTERRA I DIDN’T THINK THIS MASSIVE HAILSTORM WOULD HIT YOU THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE BATTLE’
Consistently having freeloader groupmates is like being in a special hell where no one even bothers to torture you because THAT’S IT THAT’S THE TORTURE YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF BECAUSE EVEN THE FUCKING DEMONS ARE FREELOADERS.
Fox’s Gotham announced the casting of two characters that were long rumored for the hour drama - a young, pre-Batman Bruce Wayne and a young Selina Kyle.
Thirteen year old David Mazouz who has appeared on Fox’s Touch will play the emerging hero. Fourteen year Carmen Bicondova, who is new to acting but an accomplished dancer who has appeared on “America’s Best Dance Crew”, will play the orphaned Selina Kyle.
Bicondova reminds me of a young Michelle Pfeiffer in that head shot. In an interview a few years back she was asked if she were a superhero what power she would have and said “reading people’s minds.”
The leaked script for the pilot includes Renee Montoya - I’m waiting for casting of that character to be announced.
So what do you think of the casting so far? Do you like the idea of Bruce and Selina knowing each other as kids?
Okay, this actually intrigues me a lot.
I heard some rumors about the storyline straying from Gordon to include Bruce and becoming another origin story. I was ready to write it off entirely. I am not interested at all in another reboot of Batman’s origin story, but if the show is definitely going earlier than that? If we’re not losing out on pre-Commissioner Gordon?
If we’re talking about subplots with Bruce drawing costume and car schematics when he should be studying, and learning how to get along with Alfred all over again now that the Butler is his guardian and not just a friend?
I will watch that. I will love that.
I saw the list of villains and Lt. Bullock, but who else could get cameos? Montoya would be fantastic. Gordon’s brother, ex-wives, and children seem likely. Mr. and Mrs. Drake? Tommy Elliot and Zatanna? Vicki Vale? Dr. Leslie Thompson? Lucius Fox?
I’d kind of like to see teenage Bruce babysitting for baby!Barbara Gordon or the Fox children. I want to see him intentionally studying Gordon, learning to solve cases, and following the Detective into bad parts of town. I’d kind of like to see him get grounded for it.
Okay, been trying to post this for a while but tumblr keeps crashing on me today. On pain meds and am very sleepy so I’ll be conking out. I’ve messaged/replied to a few people so I hope you don’t mind if I nap away until the site evens out. Have a lovely day! <3
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
I know we all have days where we think we’re lower than dirt. But I’ve found that when I’ve bottled enough tears for the day, I need slap my saline-exfoliated and smoother-than-before face to tell myself:
"Hey! I’m so awesome I should be in a comic book!"
hope finds a way
So when you’re feeling down that’s okay, let it out.
BUT JUST REMEMBER AFTER THAT SOMEDAY YOU’RE GONNA BE HELD LOVINGLY BY AN AVENGER AND CO-STAR IN YOUR OWN COMIC BOOK (OF DREAMS) AND I’LL BUY YOUR SERIES LEGALLY BECAUSE U COOL, BABES.