Au where Steph works a bunch of odd jobs to help her pay for college. Like on Thursdays she walks the Waynes dogs and on saturday she’s a gogo dancer at a club.
And when she starting walking the Waynes dogs it was just titus. But then Tim got a pitbull. Then Dick got a German shepherd. And Cass got a chocolate lab. And then Jason gets a corgi and Steph tells Alfred no more dogs.
And Dick drags all of his legal aged siblings dancing one night and Tim sees Steph and is all “I’m pretty sure that blonde gogo dancer is our dog walker.”
And then the Wayne kids live for Stephanie sightings and figurong out how many pdd jobs she has. And they have a list.
is that it was supposed to be untouchable and stupid and harmless
they were supposed to be these fucking B-listers that nobody really cared about who were good for comic relief and the occasional plot point, these stupid guys who existed in their own little world away from this…