Hang in there, baby
gonna go slow
So you have fallen for his ruse.
Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY
protagonistically said: Lookit how sorry she is tho!
Lol nah the little trickster has recently discovered that cute noises plus resting his chin on everything makes everyone wibble in surrender.
silvanoir said: dog jail
DAMN RIGHT IT IS. Dog jail with a drawbridge. Blackgate level security (though that may be a horrible thing considering the breakouts that happen)